amoying:

QUICK, PUT YOUR LIPS ON MINE IT’S AN EMERGENCY

(via fuck-yeahpickuplines)

derpollo-justice:

aquaticwonder:

Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall

Damn

(via fuck-yeahpickuplines)

sleeping-with-sirens-omf:

HOW TO FLIRT IN A MUSEUM: Introduce yourself and then say ‘I would shake your hand but that signs says not to touch the masterpieces.’

(via fuck-yeahpickuplines)

thebeachthing:

I just wanna c_ddle, but I cant cause I’m missing u

(via fuck-yeahpickuplines)

makotosgirl:

i heard kissing is good for u so how about we both try to stay healthy huh

(via fuck-yeahpickuplines)

autosuficiencia:

my ideal body weight is you on top of me.

(via fuck-yeahpickuplines)

punkasslouis:

do you ever see an opinion that’s so terrible that you actually feel bad for that person’s brain

(Source: harrywantsababy, via aisha-al)

She said she wanted to get high. He took her to the tallest hill in town. She said that she wanted to stay up all night and drink. He gave her a 12 pack of caffeinated Pepsi and said “drink up.” She said that she wanted to shoot herself in the face. He gave her a water gun, put her finger on the trigger, aimed it at her face, and helped her pull the trigger. She said that she wanted to cut herself. He took a polaroid of her, handed it to her along with scissors, and had her cut it up. She said that she wanted to see her blood. He took her to get her ears pierced. She said that she wanted to cry herself to sleep. He had her watch a sad, romantic movie before bed. She said she wanted to be alone. He gave her a name tag that said “My name is: Alone”.

(Source: rw-sprng, via aisha-al)

misjudgments:

you lied and i believed

probend:

if ur cute and i dont follow u back let me know

(via aisha-al)

joshpeck:

i’m honestly one of those people that are just there like yeah i have friends and people talk to me but i’m nobody’s favorite person and nobody looks forward to talking to me everyday or anything and it sucks

(via aisha-al)

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