oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

(via on-a-rainy-day-i-fell-for-you)

adriofthedead:

morganperreault:

the only way I’ll wake up early

japanese prank shows are on a whole other level
Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth. Marcus Aurelius (via wordsnquotes)

(Source: wordsnquotes, via altruisticspirits)

丢回 w 3 idiots 😌
Amnesia // 5sos (cover) by estherprincess on SoundCloud
I’m a very private person. You don’t ask, I don’t tell. (via julianamaaa)

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I forgot what I sent you ancient snapchat proverb (via tentacoolaid)

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Remember who loved you no matter how shitty you treated them. (via maggylein)

I will not stop reblogging this. The accuracy is perfect.

(via im-sad-lets-have-sex)

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lmaoalien:

waiter: hi what would you like to drink?
me: coke please
waiter: sorry we only have meth is that fine?

(via breaking-boob)

kushandwizdom:

Everything Love
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