In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:
- Public speaking
- Not being afraid of teenagers
- Calling the doctor yourself
- Arguing without crying
- Having a normal sleep pattern
- Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’
I will not stop reblogging this. The accuracy is perfect.(via im-sad-lets-have-sex)
waiter: hi what would you like to drink?
me: coke please
waiter: sorry we only have meth is that fine?